...among others, quoted here.
e.g. "They did their worst, and they managed to disrupt our transport network and get fatalities in the low double figures. That happens on a fairly regular basis anyway, you twits. What's your next trick - a fiendish weather control device which makes it rain on a bank holiday weekend?"
or "I'm vague on Muslim theology but the asshats responsible need to go to a "special paradise" where the virgins won't put out."
also: As a former resident of Suffolk, with good friends living in Essex, I liked:
"Speaking on behalf of the people of Essex, we are standing by you the peoples of Londonia in these trying times. Mainly because Suffolk won't swap places with us."
via boing boing, albeit indirectly
e.g. "They did their worst, and they managed to disrupt our transport network and get fatalities in the low double figures. That happens on a fairly regular basis anyway, you twits. What's your next trick - a fiendish weather control device which makes it rain on a bank holiday weekend?"
or "I'm vague on Muslim theology but the asshats responsible need to go to a "special paradise" where the virgins won't put out."
also: As a former resident of Suffolk, with good friends living in Essex, I liked:
"Speaking on behalf of the people of Essex, we are standing by you the peoples of Londonia in these trying times. Mainly because Suffolk won't swap places with us."
via boing boing, albeit indirectly