letter to cthulu

[jaeclectic]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon ilen (65 points). In March, I sacrificed jgcr to Cthulhu (500 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In November, I recruited bulieb as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I fed eac to a Shoggoth (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-165 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
jafitz

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