in other important news: free eggs

[jaeclectic]

Safeway gave me a coupon for a dozen free organic brown eggs. And, of course, one can't turn down free food, so I acquired them. Sadly, I will never ever manage to eat a dozen eggs before they go bad.

So, would anyone who eats eggs regularly like to take them off my hands?

Alternatively, everyone come to my place and I'll make omelettes!